Lousy news from Saarbrücken Germany (again...) I kicked myself out of most of the Internet, thanks to my own outstanding silliness, and am now banned from using MSN... MSN my only love, my link to the outside world and the faithful companion to most of my evenings here... Guess I'm gonna have to replace it with something... I'm thinking Tequila, since I'll soon be done watching Dr Who...
It should be good news for my social life I guess, stopping me by force from becoming a complete no-life, but I somehow tend to get worse, don't speak to people, grunt instead, drool and show my teeth when addressed, stopped washing, go to bed at 8.30 every evening and cry myself to sleep.
I haven't done the washing up since monday and am thinking more and more seriously about guillotining (is that even a verb?) myself with my French window, since jumping from it would'nt help me much... (Ha ha ha, what a Froggy way to die, guillotining myself with my French window...) Might happen if I once again have to pluck one more lyophilized slug (!) from my floor first thing when I wake up. It's not a nice experience to make, reader, I can tell you that much... --Its little antennaes were still sticking up... only it was all dried up ! I could have painted it and dressed it in a little iron suit, and then sold it as a World Of Warcraft miniature... Hin hin hin... See what it's doing to me ?? I am POSSESSED !!--
Well, I'm just going to get back to work now, work work work. Life's a bitch and then you die.
Have a nice day.
PS: Yeah, Mr IT guy from the University, that post's for you. I do hope you feel very guilty.
PPS: I'm actually still my sunny, happy-go-lucky self, in case you were wondering, this is plain emotional blackmail.